Wouldn't you just love to disappear some afternoons? You could leave a sign. like the one below, in your kitchen.
Do you know anyone who collects chickens? These would be a cute gift:
Many of this blog's readers love handmade things. This I know and I'm with you, non-commercial merchandise all the way. That's why I love little gift and crafts shops like Lanesboro Junction. Here's what it looks like on the outside.